Kite surfer slams into building

Sorry, but sometimes people are just stupid and I can't feel sorry for their injuries. Case in point...

Funniest naked story of the day

Hmmm, what to do when you're having a layover and you're a pilot and a flight attendant. What to do, what to do.

I could probably think of half a dozen things like going to the zoo, taking in a museum or a movie, sleeping, find a fun game of bingo. There are a lot of things I could think to do.

One of the things I don't think I'd do though would be take a naked romp around the local woods, but apparently these two thought that would be a grand idea.

About 9:30 pm people who lived around these woods started calling police to say they had seen a naked man and an intoxicated woman running around. Wow, alcohol was involved, shocker there.

The police must have been bored because they decided to use a helicopter with heat-seeking equipment and found the 24-year-old naked pilot hiding behind a shed, wearing only flip-flops and a watch.

The 24-year-old flight attendant was found at some point, although there was no mention in the news story of how so it must not have been near as funny.

Both have been suspended from the airline they worked for. The man was charged with indecent exposure, public drunkenness and other offenses. The woman was charged with theft from a motor vehicle, public drunkenness and other offenses; police said she took a flashlight from a neighbor's vehicle.

Honestly, I think they should have just let the two go, I think they're probably embarrassed enough as it is. Just my opinion.

Microsoft CEO really good at dodging eggs

Well at least they pay him well.

Steve Ballmer was egged...not his house, not his car, but him and during a speech, and there's video, yay.

The egg flinger decided to stand up during a speech Ballmer was giving at a Hungarian University. The egg dude was hard to understand but said something about Microsoft returning money they had stolen from Hungary and then he flung three eggs, all of which Ballmer dodged as if he was used to it. It's great, just glad it wasn't knives or computers or something dangerous, but eggs are funny.

Remember kiddies, always buckle up

So what really happens when you fall asleep at the wheel and don't have your seat belt on? Well besides possibly going through the windshield and dying, it would probably look something like this. Remember to always buckle up for safety.

Dumbass of the day, back scratching with a revovler

OMG, what is the world coming to? People worry about kids around guns, but kids are generally smarter than morons like this.

Seems Jorge had an itch he couldn't quite reach and so of all the things he could have grabbed to scratch it, he used a gun and the gun went off, shooting him. Bonehead.

Jorge Espinal of Fort Worth is 44, yes that's four four as in over 3 years old, what the hell was he thinking? Here's the shocker, beer and poker were involved, haha.

“He told officers he had an itch on his back and grabbed the first thing he could get a hold of, which was a revolver,” Lt. Dean said. “The gun went off." Dumbass. Read the whole story

here.

Don't forget the baby

When you go to the airport you generally check to make sure you have everything before you board a plane right? Purse, tickets, carry ons, magazines, books, snacks, whatever. Wouldn't toddler be in that group of important things? Apparently not so much.

In Vancouver a family of two parents, a 23-month-old boy, and two grandparents were flying from Vancouver to Winnipeg. The family was split up in two different groups, each group thinking the other had the boy. They boarded the plane unaware that the toddler had been left behind. It wasn't until folks at the airport tracked them down after finding the little boy that they realized he was missing.

Amazingly crazy. Keep watch of your kids people, sheesh. Rest of the story here.

Drunk face plant

Here's a tip, if you're drunk stay off the treadmill.

Funny Videos

Let's laugh at dumb blondes

Nothing's better than a good laugh, unless it's a good laugh at a dumb blond dumbutante. This is an old video but it still makes me laugh.

Kimberly Stewart and Paris Hilton looking fabulous, fabulously dumb that is.