Just a wrong tattoo

I wonder if this was part of a bet.

The perfect way to alienate your neighbors

Ha ha! Someone is a ratfink, tattle tale. Of course if I was the one who stepped in someone else's dog shit, I'd be a ratfink, tattle tale too.

Not sure if I'd want to play golf after this

Golfing just got a little more exciting. A black bear decided to take in the show at the US Senior Open at The Broadmoor in Colorado Springs.

How not to search for your missing pet

I've lost pets before. When it's happened I've generally hopped in my car and drove around yelling "Fluffy, here Fluffy" or whatever the case may be. I've never hit anyone else's car and I've never done it naked, maybe I'm missing something.

Totally cool mountain lion versus bear

This mama mountain lion battled a bear to protect her cub. Who do you think will win?

These animals are better than you

These animals are better than you, let the video explain

Johnny Carson and the myna bird

This bird is so cool. He's full of impressions.

Nothing sweeter than revenge

Worst police dog ever

Love the music. I hope if I ever decide to be a criminal and run from the cops, this is the dog they send.

Alligator in the kitchen but it's not on the menu

Okay, walk into your kitchen and maybe you'll see a mouse scamper away or ick, a cockroach, but how about an 8 foot alligator. I'd crap myself, seriously, all over. Remind me never to move to Florida, I'm not into alligators in my personal space. Read full story.