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Shaved pussy

2009-04-25T09:54:00.000-07:00

The real meaning of courage

2009-04-25T09:49:00.000-07:00

What is courage?

Is it to fight a bull in a bullfight?

Is it to drive a Formula 1 car?

Is it to fly a fighter in combat?

Is it to practice free falling parachuting?

Is it bungee jumping, wild water rafting?

Is it to gamble your salary on a coin toss?

Is it to insult the doorman in a bar?

Is it to insult your boss?

Is it to go on a defective ferris wheel?

Bullshit!! Those are nothing!

This, my friends, is true courage!

The sure way to know your woman's mad

2009-04-25T09:43:00.000-07:00

Stingray migration

2009-04-25T09:32:00.000-07:00

Mass Migration of Stingrays
Looking like giant leaves floating in the sea, thousands of Golden Rays are seen here gathering off the coast of Mexico . The spectacular scene was captured as the magnificent creatures made one of their biannual mass migrations to more agreeable waters. 3D4>Gliding silently beneath the waves, they turned vast areas of blue water to gold off t he northern tip of the Yucatan Peninsula .

Sandra Critelli, an amateur photographer, stumbled across the phenomenon while looking for whale sharks. She said: 'It was an unreal image, very difficult to describe. The surface of the water was covered by warm and different shades of gold and looked like a bed of autumn leaves gently moved by the wind.

Full-proof child-proof drawers

2009-04-25T09:12:00.000-07:00

OMG! This is so cute.

Bravery comes in all shapes and sizes

2009-04-25T09:10:00.000-07:00

Some animal funnies

2009-04-25T09:06:00.000-07:00

I will never complain about my kids again!

2009-04-25T08:57:00.000-07:00

All parents out there who have ever griped and moaned and groaned about not being able to get your kids to eat their peas or clean their room or do the dishes - stop! STOP NOW! Things can always be worse....much worse.......

What's in your pets' minds

2009-04-25T08:44:00.000-07:00

Excerpts from a Dog's Diary......

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!

1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 pm - Milk Bones! My favorite thing!

7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary...

Day 983 of my captivity...My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.

Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ..

Because we all need a little love sometimes

2009-03-28T07:00:00.000-07:00

Possibly the most morbid and odd chair ever

2009-03-21T09:15:00.001-07:00

Who in their right mind would want to sit in this? Creepiest thing I've seen for a while.

I'm sure glad my daughter never wanted hores

2009-01-20T18:26:00.000-08:00

Forget kids saying the darndest things, what about what they write?

I've changed my mind, I don't think I want to learn to ski

2008-11-15T19:07:00.000-08:00

How to tell you're not your mom's favorite

2008-11-07T09:06:00.000-08:00

Yeah, I've had those kinds of days too!

Isn't it about time?

2008-11-01T11:47:00.001-07:00

This is just so wrong

2008-10-29T13:07:00.001-07:00

I'm so going to buy one of these to pack in my husband's lunch box for work. Ha ha. It's so wrong but so dang funny. Just in case you're curious, it's called a Banana Bunkerand it's a real product being sold as a lunch box companion to keep your bananas unsquished.

Yeah, someone is actually making money off that.

If you build it, they will come

2008-10-28T11:56:00.000-07:00

Look closely at the bridge. Those are elk crossing on their own special bridge crossing in Canada. It had to be built because that was where the animals' natural crossing was and after the highway was built there were far too many accidents.

That's what I call living in peace and harmony.

Be honest, wouldn't you love Spam gifts for Christmas?

2008-10-26T07:02:00.000-07:00

I'm one of those people who isn't completely disgusted by Spam. I never buy the stuff because no one else in my house likes it, but I don't have an aversion to it myself. I will say that I don't like it enough to get gifts based on it, how about you?

Watch out or Ninja Cat will get you

2008-10-25T18:01:00.000-07:00

This video seriously has more suspense than most of the new horror movies I've watched.

It's okay to laugh

2008-10-20T19:10:00.000-07:00

Poor little Gracie couldn't help but see what was in the tree. It's okay to laugh, she was fine once they took a chainsaw to the tree.

I fully trust my rock

2008-10-20T19:06:00.000-07:00

Understatement

2008-10-15T09:49:00.001-07:00

Is this the best time to confuse people?

2008-10-13T16:24:00.000-07:00

I think this is just cruel and unusual punishment and I think the bastards who did this are probably having a good laugh about it.

The world of fashion if my 10-year-old designed dresses

2008-10-12T14:32:00.000-07:00

This is real fashion. Nothing like whimsical I suppose. I don't think it's probably meant to actually be worn, but it's awful fun to look at. More photos here.

A nice little grab

2008-10-09T08:34:00.000-07:00

Wow, talk about ballz. This guy got caught copping a feel at an Ireland World Cup celebration.

Totally addictive game you should try

2008-10-09T08:16:00.000-07:00

Ok... It's Here... the new Tic-Tac-Toe game!See if you can beat the computer...

Click your mouse on the link below:

Tic-Tac-Toe

Things that make you go OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS!!!

2008-10-09T06:59:00.000-07:00

The beautiful thing about this world is the diverseness of the people. Just take a look.

A little Monday afternoon pick-me-up

2008-10-06T13:55:00.000-07:00

Sorry for the deer, but the dog is frickin' hilarious.

Have you seen this cat?

2008-10-02T18:33:00.001-07:00

Oh my, check out this Halloween moon

2008-10-02T18:31:00.000-07:00

Halloween's on the way, just wanted to give you a little reminder.

Where's the beef?

2008-09-30T09:56:00.000-07:00

Well this slab of beef is in jail.

For some unknown reason 30-some-odd-year-old Michele Allen from Ohio decided to get drunk, dress up like a cow, and chase neighborhood kids around.

This is how she looked when she was arrested. Yesterday Allen pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct and will be locked up in the local corral for a month.

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The dancing Walrus

2008-09-29T09:24:00.001-07:00

I must say, I'm a little jealous of his dancing ability, sure beats mine.

Check out some odd accident photos

2008-09-28T12:48:00.000-07:00

Amazing the bind some people can get themselves into.

Strange Accidents

Be sure to pay your dental bill if you're in Germany

2008-09-27T19:32:00.000-07:00

Man I thought asshole bill collectors were just an American problem, guess I was wrong.

A German woman woke up in the middle of the night to her dentist pulling her teeth because she had not paid him.

Ouch. After the woman's insurance had refused to pay her £320 bill, her dentist broke into her home, tied her up, forced her mouth open and yanked out the two dental bridges that he had previously put in.

Wait, isn't Germany under some sort of socialized medical plan? Hmmm. HMOs aren't the only sucky insurance I guess.

The dentist hasn't yet been arrested but is facing charges. The police made the understatement of the week: "The woman was in pain when she showed up at the police station."

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Ugly satellite dish owners unite

2008-09-27T18:39:00.001-07:00

Do you have a problem with an ugly satellite dish sitting sadly on the side of your house? Then join UglyDish.com. Ugly Dish is a site for homeowners and satellite installers to socialize and share their stories.

I have an ugly dish stuck to the side of my house but I think I'll just keep my embarrassment to myself thank you very much.

Be damned office fridge thieves

2008-09-24T12:29:00.000-07:00

I've never had the problem of having my lunch stolen out of an office fridge, but I have had to hide my yummy stuff from my kids and husband on occasion. If you have had either family food thieves or office fridge raiders then this baggie is for you.

The plastic ziplock has green coloring so that it makes whatever is inside look moldy. Check out the website here to find out more.

Just a wrong tattoo

2008-09-22T18:35:00.000-07:00

I wonder if this was part of a bet.

The perfect way to alienate your neighbors

2008-09-20T17:17:00.000-07:00

Ha ha! Someone is a ratfink, tattle tale. Of course if I was the one who stepped in someone else's dog shit, I'd be a ratfink, tattle tale too.

Canadian Idol gets funny

2008-09-11T09:41:00.000-07:00

No matter how good she sings or how far she makes it in entertainment, she will always be the woman who did this on TV.

Use your panties for a free ride

2008-08-21T20:19:00.001-07:00

Boy, gas prices must be hellish in SoCal. One Craigslister has taken a novel approach to get a little action, offer free rides if you'll let him look at your panties while he - uhmmm - takes care of his needs. Yes, this is an actual post, you can check out the original here.

"FREE Driver in exchange for a look in your underwear! (SoCal)Hey ladies!

I'll pick you up, drive u to work, pick u up from work and drop u back home for FREE!!! NO charge! But it'll depend how far your work is and I can only drive u 2-3 times a week cause I don't have the car a lot and the days will vary every week. All I ask is a pose in your underwear while I release myself, that's it!

You don't have to do anything, no touching or dancing. Just let me see u in your undies while I release myself! It'll take about 5-10 min that't it. I know this is a wierd deal but it's real and not a scam. I'm a real person kinda shy but a good guy.

So, it would work like this. I would come to your place and u give me a tease in your undies and after I'm done I'll drive u to your work. When I pick you up and drop you to your home, you would give me another tease! That's it! Please, lets make this work! Pretty please...............? I have a pic and number IM me at [redacted].

We can meet in public first to get to know each other and we can talk on the phone. Again, I'm a real person no strings attached! I'll drive for you FREE! If u need to stop for errands along the way, I'll do it for you also! I have a nice clean car '03 year. Let's make this work! "

Ha ha. Ballsy. So I wonder why it is he only has a car sometimes. Could it be his mom wont let him take it out more than a couple of times a week?

No word on if he had any takers or not.

Kite surfer slams into building

2008-08-20T11:28:00.000-07:00

Sorry, but sometimes people are just stupid and I can't feel sorry for their injuries. Case in point...

An Idaho hot tub

2008-08-20T09:42:00.000-07:00

Winters can get cold in these parts

Amazing sand castles

2008-08-20T09:26:00.000-07:00

Some beautiful and amazing sand castles from a competition somewhere. Not sure where and not sure when, but still totally cool to look at. Just click the picture to enlarge it.

Not sure if I'd want to play golf after this

2008-08-03T19:09:00.000-07:00

Golfing just got a little more exciting. A black bear decided to take in the show at the US Senior Open at The Broadmoor in Colorado Springs.

The Scottish barstool, for kilt wearers

2008-07-25T05:19:00.000-07:00

How gay is your weatherman?

2008-07-06T19:59:00.000-07:00

This weatherman is obviously not a fan of bugs, especially big cockroaches who crawl across his leg. The bad thing is it goes after him twice in two completely different segments. Poor gay man.

How are your balls today?

2008-06-28T10:35:00.001-07:00

Reason #483 to be glad to work at home

2008-06-27T22:37:00.001-07:00

Here's another reason to be glad to work at home.

Enema statue in bronze

2008-06-20T07:17:00.000-07:00

Yeah you read that right, a statue erected in honor of the enema.

The Mashuk Akva-Term sanatorium in the spa town of Zheleznovodsk, Russia thinks enemas are beautiful and have bought a $42,000 bronze bulb syringe held up by angels to prove it.

The monument weighs 350 kilograms and stands 1.5 meters high.

More than 100 enemas are carried out daily at the sanatorium. "It's high time that enemas got a monument," director of the spa said. "We wanted to make people see this procedure as more pleasant and fun," the sculptor said.

Unfortunately for all you who may want to make a trip to see the bronze bulb masterpiece, the statue stands in the park of the sanatorium and will not be accessible to the general public. I guess you have to get a good rectal flushing in order to view the statue.

Guess I will have to scratch this off of my itinerary.

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Note to self, coolers can be considered a motorized vehicle, so don't drink and drive

2008-06-20T06:29:00.000-07:00

Hmm, who knew a motorized cooler was considered a vehicle, but I guess in New York they are.

A Whitehall, NY man on Memorial Day was charged with a DWI (or driving while intoxicated to all of you not in the know) while riding a motorized cooler. First DWIs while walking next to a bike and now DWIs while driving motorized coolers, what is this world coming to?

Police pulled the 57-year-old man over for swerving and driving on the sidewalk on a four-wheeled, motorized cooler known as a "Cruzin Cooler." Leslie J. "Bomber" Marr, 57, could face felony DWI and aggravated unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle charges because of prior arrests and convictions in drinking-and-driving cases, said Whitehall Police Chief Richard LaChapelle. The electricity-powered Cruzin Cooler that Marr was riding contained 14 beers, the chief said.

In defense of the officer, Marr was swerving and preparing to cross a busy street when the cop stopped him so I guess the DWI and arrest could potentially have saved his life.

For anyone who has never seen a motorized cooler, they have handlebars, the "driver" sits on a seat atop the cooler, and it can reportedly do up to 12 mph."

Marr had just left a nearby American Legion hall after working there, but no one was quite sure where he was headed. He refused to take a breath test and so Marr was charged with misdemeanor counts of DWI and aggravated unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle, and also was cited for operating an uninsured motor vehicle. Can you insure a motorized cooler? I think I'll call up Geico today and check, just for kicks.

Marr was released pending prosecution. His Cruzin Cooler was seized by police, which I suppose means his beer was too....totally harsh.

"They tell us he's been riding around town on that cooler for years," Kortright, the District Attorney, said. "You can't cruise around on your cooler if you're intoxicated." Lesson learned.

Sleepy Cat

2008-06-04T18:51:00.001-07:00

This poor cat. I've seen kids fall asleep hard like this, but never a cat. They're usually so calm, cool and collected; I love seeing cats looks stupid.

Narcolepsy Cat

How not to search for your missing pet

2008-05-29T15:09:00.000-07:00

I've lost pets before. When it's happened I've generally hopped in my car and drove around yelling "Fluffy, here Fluffy" or whatever the case may be. I've never hit anyone else's car and I've never done it naked, maybe I'm missing something.

How did you spend your rebate check?

2008-05-29T05:47:00.000-07:00

Well I haven't gotten my stimulus check yet but I'm sure when I do it will go for good things like gas, which is now $4.05 here, and bills. But it's fun to see how others spent their check. Now there's a website that lets you do just that. Check out http://www.howispentmystimulus.com/ it's a hoot.

A funny example: "I'm using mine to pay off about half of my veterinary bill. My dog had an expensive winter with recurring medical issues, including back trouble. Luckily, acupuncture has really helped! Thanks Bush, for spending the country's money on my dog!"

I love Ghost Hunters

2008-05-28T06:02:00.000-07:00

I love Ghost Hunters on SciFi. Here's some of the guys being goofballs.

Britt and Pigeons

Can you spot the girl?

2008-05-26T04:13:00.000-07:00

These are some amazing body art images. Can you spot the woman? You can see more here

I prefer plumber's crack

2008-05-25T17:01:00.001-07:00

Well I must say there are very few times I would like to see some plumber crack, this is one case I'd much prefer it.

Totally cool mountain lion versus bear

2008-05-25T15:56:00.000-07:00

This mama mountain lion battled a bear to protect her cub. Who do you think will win?

Don't spend so much if you can't ride

2008-05-25T15:45:00.000-07:00

Why in the world would you spend $39,000 for a motorcycle if you can't ride? I think I'd get something a little less expensive and take lessons.

When good mascots go bad

2008-05-25T09:12:00.001-07:00

Funny fainting goats

2008-05-24T21:13:00.000-07:00

The fabulous famous fainting goats. I hate goats, our neighbor across the road has about 30 of the stinky bastards, but I must say that if they had a pasture full of these I might enjoy them.

Is that crack I smell?

2008-05-24T15:43:00.001-07:00

The new internet, a video

2008-05-24T13:02:00.001-07:00

Some classic car crashes

2008-05-24T11:41:00.000-07:00

Sucks to be these people. Remember to be safe and drive careful.

Chicken soccer

2008-05-23T19:31:00.000-07:00

You don't mess with the rooster soccer team, they will spur your ass.

Freakiest cool guy ever!!!

2008-05-23T16:59:00.000-07:00

Robert Muraine is totally cool. He auditioned for So You Think You Can Dance and is awesome. Check him out.

Robert Muraine's MySpace, official website, YouTube channel

Try this out on telemarketers, bet they wont call again

2008-05-22T11:23:00.000-07:00

I wish I had the balls that Tom Mabe does, but I don't so I have to live vicariously through him.

Hugz please

2008-05-22T10:59:00.000-07:00

more cat pictures

This man is an idiot

2008-05-22T05:38:00.000-07:00

See this man, he's a bad man and a dumbass to boot.

Funny this story comes from my neck of the woods.

Robbie D. Crow, 46, was released from prison Wednesday, May 21, after serving 8 years of a 12-year sentence for sexual battery out of Kootenai County. He then walked into a D.L. Evans Bank and robbed them.

Witnesses gave police the description of the suspect and they quickly found a man matching the eyewitnesses' description and chased him into a Dillard's at Boise Towne Square and found him hiding in a clothing rack. Big tough criminal.

So now it looks like Crow is headed back to the clink. Crazy man. Life on the outside is tough, y'all.

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I'll take fries with my heart attack

2008-05-21T17:16:00.001-07:00

I'm sorry, but this is pretty bad, where will he put his Coke?

ATM pranks, Cousin Sal

2008-05-21T10:12:00.000-07:00

ATMS are seriously annoying enough without jokes being played on you, I feel sorry for these people, but at least they're funny.

Dreaming of a Caribbean Vacation?

2008-05-21T06:39:00.000-07:00

Dreaming of a Caribbean Vacation? Well I was until this picture.

The what liquor store???

2008-05-21T06:23:00.000-07:00

Funny Pics and Myspace Layouts at pYzam.com

The polite burgler

2008-05-21T06:11:00.000-07:00

more cat pictures

Funniest naked story of the day

2008-05-21T05:50:00.000-07:00

Hmmm, what to do when you're having a layover and you're a pilot and a flight attendant. What to do, what to do.

I could probably think of half a dozen things like going to the zoo, taking in a museum or a movie, sleeping, find a fun game of bingo. There are a lot of things I could think to do.

One of the things I don't think I'd do though would be take a naked romp around the local woods, but apparently these two thought that would be a grand idea.

About 9:30 pm people who lived around these woods started calling police to say they had seen a naked man and an intoxicated woman running around. Wow, alcohol was involved, shocker there.

The police must have been bored because they decided to use a helicopter with heat-seeking equipment and found the 24-year-old naked pilot hiding behind a shed, wearing only flip-flops and a watch.

The 24-year-old flight attendant was found at some point, although there was no mention in the news story of how so it must not have been near as funny.

Both have been suspended from the airline they worked for. The man was charged with indecent exposure, public drunkenness and other offenses. The woman was charged with theft from a motor vehicle, public drunkenness and other offenses; police said she took a flashlight from a neighbor's vehicle.

Honestly, I think they should have just let the two go, I think they're probably embarrassed enough as it is. Just my opinion.

Microsoft CEO really good at dodging eggs

2008-05-21T05:00:00.000-07:00

Well at least they pay him well.

Steve Ballmer was egged...not his house, not his car, but him and during a speech, and there's video, yay.

The egg flinger decided to stand up during a speech Ballmer was giving at a Hungarian University. The egg dude was hard to understand but said something about Microsoft returning money they had stolen from Hungary and then he flung three eggs, all of which Ballmer dodged as if he was used to it. It's great, just glad it wasn't knives or computers or something dangerous, but eggs are funny.

Damn, I missed the big pile of oreos

2008-05-20T06:23:00.000-07:00

Dang it, why can't I live in Morris, Illinois?

Morris is a town of around 13,000 people and also home to 14 tons of Double Stuff Oreos. See why I want to live there?

Seems a semi-truck full of the yummy cookies was traveling from Chicago to Morris when the driver fell asleep. Well you can imagine what happened then, that's right, happy cookie heaven.

The trailer came open and there were cookies and packages of cookies all over. Now that's my kind of accident.

No charges have been filed so far due to the cops being busy enjoying some milk and cookies. Who needs donuts when you have Double Stuffs.

Rest of the story here

Burger King robbed by Burger Queen

2008-05-19T09:35:00.000-07:00

Sunday morning about 4 a.m. a man dressed in a colorful floral dress and pink necklace, entered a Burger King in New Orleans through the drive-thru window and demanded not breakfast, but cash. He got his money and headed back out the drive-thru window into his waiting white pickup and took off.

Police described the suspect as a man in his mid-20s, 6-foot-1-inch tall and weighing about 180 pounds. He was wearing a red wig, pink necklace and a red, white and black floral dress during the time of the robbery. It was not known whether stilettos or pumps were the footwear of choice. Well stilettos are a bitch to run in so let's hope he was wearing pumps.

This is not the first robbery that has involved a sharply dressed cross-dresser, in fact there's a string of them. Guy's gotta pay for his fab wigs and dresses somehow.

Read the rest of the story here.

(The above is not the perp, just a great picture of drag queen, Lee Tracey. Read about him/her here, you can even hire her for parties, woohoo)

Who says cars can't be fun?

2008-05-18T18:48:00.000-07:00

Oh sure cars should always be handled with respect and care, but we all need to have fun sometimes.

These animals are better than you

2008-05-18T18:36:00.001-07:00

These animals are better than you, let the video explain

Messin' with sasquatch

2008-05-18T18:12:00.000-07:00

I'm addicted to the Jack Links Messin with Sasquatch commercials, they are just too funny. Lucky for me they have their very own website. Visit them here

u peeled it for me? Cheezburger of the Day

2008-05-18T15:29:00.000-07:00

more cat pictures

It's just a little fart

2008-05-18T15:19:00.000-07:00

Ahh well we all fart sometimes, just glad mine aren't generally on video. Poor woman, it's funny but I still feel sorry for her.

Water can be hazardous to your health

2008-05-18T15:07:00.000-07:00

Oh sure water has so many health benefits, but what about all the bad stuff that can happen because of it? Watch these and tell me that water is totally good for your health.

Remember kiddies, always buckle up

2008-05-18T15:00:00.000-07:00

So what really happens when you fall asleep at the wheel and don't have your seat belt on? Well besides possibly going through the windshield and dying, it would probably look something like this. Remember to always buckle up for safety.

Looking for a vacation this summer? Try the penis museum

2008-05-18T10:36:00.000-07:00

Stuffed elephant penis

Sigurdur Hjartarson is a man on a mission, he wants lots of penises. But don't worry, he's not a pervert, he's a museum owner, and he has brought together 261 stuffed penises from 90 species, the largest being from a sperm whale, is 70 kg (154 lb) and 1.7 meters (5.58 ft) long. The smallest, a hamster penis bone, is just 2 mm and must be viewed through a magnifying glass. Poor hamster. I guess when they call someone a buck gerbil, it's really not a compliment.

The one thing that Hjartarson is missing is a human penis, but there have been four men so far who have promised to donate, now it's just a waiting game.

If you'd like to visit the penis museum is located in Husavik, Iceland and can be visited year round or you can visit their website here. It has translation for various languages.

Personally I think it would be completely interesting to visit. Sigurdur says about his exhibit, "I hope visitors leave the museum in a better mood than when they arrived." How could they help not being happy? It's a bunch of penises for criminy sake.

2008-05-18T10:27:00.000-07:00

Car Phone

A woman was reporting her car as stolen, and mentioned that there was a car phone in it. The policeman taking the report called the phone and told the guy that answered that he had read the ad in the newspaper and wanted to buy the car. They arranged to meet, and the thief was arrested.

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We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you

2008-05-18T10:17:00.000-07:00

Osama bin laden kitty

2008-05-17T20:59:00.000-07:00

I'm not afraid of Osama Bin Laden but Osama Bin Laden Kitty terrifies me.

Happy poker cat

2008-05-17T20:42:00.000-07:00

more cat pictures

I gotta visit this car wash

2008-05-17T20:35:00.000-07:00

Sumos are the most sexy, check out this video to see what I mean...

The brains of this operation?

2008-05-15T22:25:00.000-07:00

Tne cop got a little too friendly with his taser.

Boogie down cop

2008-05-15T22:21:00.000-07:00

I have to stop and think about all the times I've done things while in gas stations that I didn't realize were being taped. Shoot, hope I never end up on YouTube too.

Cheezburger of the day

2008-05-15T09:08:00.000-07:00

more cat pictures

Dumbass of the day, back scratching with a revovler

2008-05-15T08:22:00.000-07:00

OMG, what is the world coming to? People worry about kids around guns, but kids are generally smarter than morons like this.

Seems Jorge had an itch he couldn't quite reach and so of all the things he could have grabbed to scratch it, he used a gun and the gun went off, shooting him. Bonehead.

Jorge Espinal of Fort Worth is 44, yes that's four four as in over 3 years old, what the hell was he thinking? Here's the shocker, beer and poker were involved, haha.

“He told officers he had an itch on his back and grabbed the first thing he could get a hold of, which was a revolver,” Lt. Dean said. “The gun went off." Dumbass. Read the whole story

here.

Don't forget the baby

2008-05-15T06:47:00.000-07:00

When you go to the airport you generally check to make sure you have everything before you board a plane right? Purse, tickets, carry ons, magazines, books, snacks, whatever. Wouldn't toddler be in that group of important things? Apparently not so much.

In Vancouver a family of two parents, a 23-month-old boy, and two grandparents were flying from Vancouver to Winnipeg. The family was split up in two different groups, each group thinking the other had the boy. They boarded the plane unaware that the toddler had been left behind. It wasn't until folks at the airport tracked them down after finding the little boy that they realized he was missing.

Amazingly crazy. Keep watch of your kids people, sheesh. Rest of the story here.

Bad turn

2008-05-14T17:04:00.001-07:00

Funny Videos

Drunk face plant

2008-05-14T17:00:00.001-07:00

Here's a tip, if you're drunk stay off the treadmill.

Funny Videos

Crispy or original recipe?

2008-05-14T16:49:00.001-07:00

Cowbra, interspecies love

2008-05-14T16:20:00.000-07:00

Gravity sucks

2008-05-14T16:13:00.000-07:00